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dadd:
Crush: *Talks to someone*
Me: I lost them. They’re clearly in love with that person. How did this happen?
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The signs as things my 50 y/o Chinese dad has done:
- Aries: Spent an entire weekend marathoning Korean soap operas
- Taurus: Started boiling a pot of soup, left it to simmer, went to bed and forgot about it, caused a kitchen fire and burnt through his wife’s favorite soup pan
- Gemini: Got so drunk at his own wedding reception that he passed out and they had to call an ambulance
- Cancer: Was so hungover after said wedding that he tried to shove a dumpling up his nose
- Leo: Made a selfie stick by tying his phone onto an actual stick with a blade of grass (evidence)
- Virgo: Forgot his glasses at the local swimming pool, then went up to 2 pre-pubescent Indian kids and yelled at them that it was time to leave thinking they were my brother & I (we are Chinese and were teenagers at the time)
- Libra: Tried to take a shortcut into Universal Studios Hollywood car park, only for the man at the barrier to ask for our IDs and work permits - it turned out that it was the entrance for legitimate film cast and crew only
- Scorpio: Accidentally sent an email to his boss signed off as “sorry for the incontinence” instead of “sorry for the inconvenience”
- Sagittarius: Went to my school’s parents’ evening and unknowingly mixed up his name tag with my mum’s so he was wearing a badge that said “Mrs S. Lee” whilst talking to my headmistress/teachers
- Capricorn: Cried whilst watching Pixar’s Cars
- Aquarius: Gesticulated so wildly whilst trying to haggle at a market that he knocked over a rack of sunglasses
- Pisces: Fell asleep whilst watching Harry Potter. On the family desktop later that day, the google search history included, word for word, “why did lord vormor want to kill harry”
WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK OMG.
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Watch the video and read more about this brilliantly simple project.
Mr. Rickman passed away today. Please watch this video for him.
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JAMIE COSTA FOR HAN SOLO 2K16!!!
YES. HOW DO WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN??
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i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
thank you
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A wise Jedi master
Do not be deceived, this dog is obviously a dark lord of the Sith, Darth Wuff
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Reasons Donald Trump is actually Jabba the Hutt:
-Rich and greedy
-Looks gross af
-Treats women poorly
-Will hopefully be strangled to death by Carrie Fisher
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